Many years in the future the statues of Victoria and Albert are put together, and the mayor of Abingdon says to them "You've been very good statues and have served Abingdon very well. We now have the technology to bring you to life for twenty minutes, so go and do whatever you want."
Victoria says, "Are you thinking what I am thinking?".
"I am." says Albert with a smile.
They run off into the bushes nearby. and some time later reappear panting, and laughing.
The Mayor says "You still have ten minutes."
Victoria says, "Shall we do the same again?".
"Oh yes!" says Albert "But this time can you hold the pigeons down while I poo on them!"
Do yourself a favour mate. Feathers don't suit you.
Pigeons Rule OK
How many times do I have to say it! I'm not Lord Nelson!
Many years in the future the statues of Victoria and Albert are put together, and the mayor of Abingdon says to them "You've been very good statues and have served Abingdon very well. We now have the technology to bring you to life for twenty minutes, so go and do whatever you want."
Victoria says, "Are you thinking what I am thinking?".
"I am." says Albert with a smile.
They run off into the bushes nearby. and some time later reappear panting, and laughing.
The Mayor says "You still have ten minutes."
Victoria says, "Shall we do the same again?".
"Oh yes!" says Albert "But this time can you hold the pigeons down while I poo on them!"
So you've been waiting HOW long for the X13??
Sometimes I feel slightly crappy